Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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