Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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