You can't motorboat a personality
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Two words: nipple clamps
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