I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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