Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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