my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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