How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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