If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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