The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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