Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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