I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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