He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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