i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
