This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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