Non-Jews are for practice
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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