I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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