There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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