He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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