They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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