it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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