The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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