I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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