Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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