I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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