dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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