He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
