Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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