after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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