I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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