somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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