What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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