can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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