mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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