it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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