I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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