so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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