I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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