I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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