Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I have tasted many bathrooms
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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