The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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