All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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