The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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