i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Less talking, more tequila
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
