Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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