R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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