Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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