when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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