we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
MIDGETS
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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