Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I can't turn off my feet"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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