Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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