My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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