I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Let's paint friendship bongs
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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